zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

I dug through the ice cream carton to get all the good stuff and now my whole house hates me even the cat

Real friendship is knowing to never buy me a bubble necklace.