I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck







